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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.