What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

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Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.