What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.