Their wheelchairs
His wheelchair.
Virgin mobile.
The wheelchair
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Parachute
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
The one in the wheelchair.
I can't stand being in this
A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
They both can be used to carry vegetables....
The wheelchair. sorry
Thanks for the handy cap.
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
You put them back in the wheelchair
Take them out their wheelchair.
Because he was in a wheelchair.
Getting the wheelchair in the oven.
He's in a wheelchair
Remove the wheelchair
He threw away their wheelchairs!
You already have a wheelchair.
Virgin Mobile
Because they never stand up for themselves.
Putting them back in the wheelchair
Meals on wheels
Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Alt+Right
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
He said he can't elope.
How waiters should greet people
Because they were tailor made for it.
Breaking the fifth wall.
Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.
