Wheelchair Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy Presidents Day!

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.