Wheelchair Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

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Check, mate.