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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.