Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2