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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.