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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.