What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.