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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.