What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.