What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.