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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)