What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!