What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent