What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.