How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious