What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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A racist!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious