What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common?

They're both old.

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Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.