What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!