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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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Somewhere over a rainbow...

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer