What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?

Pioneer Jokes More Pioneer Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer