Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Pioneer Jokes More Pioneer Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!