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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Pioneer Jokes More Pioneer Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!