Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.