Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Pioneer Jokes More Pioneer Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!