Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Pioneer Jokes More Pioneer Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!