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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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Maui.

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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)