What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!