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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.