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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?