Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land