Because it is in tents
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Because it's in tents.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Because he was in-tents