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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin