Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker