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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.