What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!