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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!