What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.