What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...