What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.