Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.