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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!