Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!