Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!