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Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!