Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.