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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes