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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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To draw the curtains!

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Because Russia was Stalin

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He was rushin'

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