Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes