Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.