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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What are the four fastest hands in the world?

When it slips out.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!