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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days