Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up