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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What are the four fastest hands in the world?

When it slips out.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white