He Freudian slipped.
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Slip not.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
They keep slipping off.
When it slips out.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
It slipped a disk.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
The beans keep slipping through the grill.
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He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A slipped disk.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Slip and slide around.
A bananosecond
Sheer habit.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
How slime flies!
Because it saw the pillow slip.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Meowch!
Two days seems like a long time.
They promised freaky fast delivery
Its to far to walk.
Offswitch.
His finger was up his nose.
Goose bumps.
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
A stereotype
Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
He made a Freudian slip
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
Tsarbucks.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.
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