He Freudian slipped.
Slip not.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
When it slips out.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
It slipped a disk.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
The beans keep slipping through the grill.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A slipped disk.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Slip and slide around.
A bananosecond
Sheer habit.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
How slime flies!
Because it saw the pillow slip.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Meowch!
Two days seems like a long time.
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
Both mature in a cellar.
So that they can't raise it upside-down
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
A Fartender
Hallowieners!
A small medium at large.
They wished it was Anubis.
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
CORNY JOKES!!!
Someone told me but I forgot.
He made a Freudian slip
Nobody. He was too 'Freud.
