He Freudian slipped.
Slip not.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
When it slips out.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
It slipped a disk.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
The beans keep slipping through the grill.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A slipped disk.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Slip and slide around.
A bananosecond
Sheer habit.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
How slime flies!
Because it saw the pillow slip.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Meowch!
Two days seems like a long time.
Breaking the fifth wall.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
Because old Hobbits die hard...
A Yeast Infection
Grounds for termination!
Grounds for termination.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
They Tarot.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Decalfinated.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
It was a Freudian slip
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Because his mother was in a jam.
