When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.