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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.