The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
My record is 21 years.
Long time no sea.
A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Because he was fighting the Klingons.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Long time, no see.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Because it said "CONCENTRATE"
A log n truck.
Long time no see.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
Long time, no sea.
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
Two days seems like a long time.
Tim Tebow
Forever.
Because hes Russian (rush-en)
They really hate Stalin
After the ring, you wake up!
To watch Dablooney Toons!
Octopied
It's a no-fly zone.
Let's be Avenue
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
A rental car can go anywhere
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
It e-loaf-es!
Fiancee
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
