What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout

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Red Jokes More Red Jokes

Why is yellow afraid of red?

Because red blue green.

What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.