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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who survives?

America.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

Shootout Jokes More Shootout Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout