What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

Shootout Jokes More Shootout Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout