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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Shootout Jokes More Shootout Jokes

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.