What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

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How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Shootout Jokes More Shootout Jokes

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.