What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

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What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Shootout Jokes More Shootout Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.