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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

Shootout Jokes More Shootout Jokes

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.