Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.