How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.