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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.