How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.