How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

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What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.