What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.