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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!