How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What did the drowning number theorist say?

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.