How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant