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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.