How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent