How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew.

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant