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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Gary Glitters boots.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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With Apple accessories.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant