What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Why do you fight using only your feet?

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent