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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant