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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.