Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Who's there! Biro! Biro who?

Biro light of the moon!

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.