Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.