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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Who's there! Biro! Biro who?

Biro light of the moon!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.