Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

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What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.