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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.