Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.