Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.