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Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Damnit Jokes More Damnit Jokes

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

Onion Ring Jokes More Onion Ring Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!