Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?