They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
Onion rings.
He wanted to hang with his family.
A pizza can feed a family
Because his family had stock in the company.
Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Neil.
Because the farmer had cold hands
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Nothing, you've already told her.
How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
Frank
The Stunning-Cougar Effect.
It stares.
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
In the onion ring!