Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

Wwe Jokes More Wwe Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

John Cena Jokes More John Cena Jokes

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture