Politic Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.