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Politic Jokes

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

Love

Love

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.