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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.