Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.