Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.