Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!