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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.