What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.