What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!