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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Why do we need to die?

Chickens

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon