What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.