What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip