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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?

Boy do we have problems.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Houston Jokes More Houston Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Aa Jokes More Aa Jokes

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh