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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

Houston Jokes More Houston Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.