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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.