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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Houston Jokes More Houston Jokes

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

Aa Jokes More Aa Jokes

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh