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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

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What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.