How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.