How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..