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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.