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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man