How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.