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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

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What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!