How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

The punchline is too long.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)