Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
The owner calls Triple Eh.
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!