How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)