How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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What's a Canadian's favorite number?

Eight.

How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)