What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about