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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.