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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?

Chic-fil, eh

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store