What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)