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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!