How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady