How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.