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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet