How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.