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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady