How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."