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What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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What's the definition of a narrow squeak?

A thin mouse!

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest