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What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)