What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up?

In Albu-quirky.

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What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.