What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What is the definition of gross ignorance?

144 blondes.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.