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What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

What's the definition of a good tax accountant?

Someone who has a loophole named after him.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.