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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.