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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.