True Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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C Jokes More C Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.