True Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!