True Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.