Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

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What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke