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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke