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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course