Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke