Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Republicans Jokes More Republicans Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.