Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A humdred!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.