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Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Republicans Jokes More Republicans Jokes

Why do Republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.