Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.