How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

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What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.