How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.