What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!