What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)