What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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A Neckromancer

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With a fork lift truck!

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A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!