What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.