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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.