Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The Woof of Wall Street.
Paraffin and matches.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Raise the woof!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Neigh-boars.
A-neigh
Don't worry he'll let you know
Let Meowt!!!!
The corniest ones.
Holding the pig together.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
He had a wail of a time.
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
Because that's where the mini apple is!
The visitors.
Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
