Woof Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

Cat Bark Jokes More Cat Bark Jokes

Minnesota Jokes More Minnesota Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.