Woof Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Cat Bark Jokes More Cat Bark Jokes