The Woof of Wall Street.
Paraffin and matches.
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Their match wouldn't light.
No matches founds
They don't like to get that far from the table.
Root beer.
Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny
About 40 years.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
A terrified postman.
Because he took his job for granite
Because it got fired!
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
No Oscar!
A horse with his eyes closed!
The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH