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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing