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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!