How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING