What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.