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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.