What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.