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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.