How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.