How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!