How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.