How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz