What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.