How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.