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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere