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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

Rental Car Jokes More Rental Car Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.