How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.