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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Rental Car Jokes More Rental Car Jokes

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere