How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

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What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.